A real fool that gets paid to talk to strangers in the street.

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Saturday, December 24, 2011

If...


If Jay-Z could be who his is,
we can do it
If Obama can,
so can we
If a NYC fireman that ran in, in 2001 can still point a hose,
Then we can survive
If Ellen can get crucified for her love in the 90’s and be praised now,
then I’ll praise you
 If Paul Giamatti can get laid,
so can I
If my hometown can push out Boomer Esiason,
I can be pushed out too
If Tom Hanks can make you cry,
then I can make you laugh
If I can dance,
you can watch me
If Donald Trup’s that rich and doesn’t get the same hair plugs that Jeremy Piven and Bon Jovi gets,
then he’s got will power

The moral of the story is this:

An if is just an if, that’s it.
Revolutions start with a thought.
Love starts with a kiss, a handshake, a moment.
Children are born every day,
Marriages end,
Games are won and lost...

Someone asked me what I do for a living today,
to which I replied:

“You know the two masks next to each other?
One is frowning, and one is smiling?
I’m the one that’s smiling.”

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