me: i have almost no time to spend in NYC
I'm gonna have mid day/maybe happy hour drinks w/ jim
don't tell anyone else
me: I don't wanna hurt feelings.
but you two are the only ones to know.
Robert: he and I got blasted last night
Robert: after we swore off weekday drinking
11:13 PM Yeah, I can do happy hour fo shop
we'll make it work
11:14 PM I CANT get wasted, and I'll be all kinds of jet lagged.
but I gotta have my pops
Robert: We'll just see about that
me: we're gonna end up popping viagra
11:15 PM and bobbing for apples somewhere
here's the plan
all three of us
each pop 2 viagra
and we all go into a very full playground
last one to get arrested wins
me: part II: We buy paste like glue paste and take our shirts off in union square. I throw globs on you, you throw globs on me and jimmy spits calamari on us.
11:17 PM Robert: Whichever one of us does not get mauled to death by pigeons and homeless guyswins a cupcake and a can of tacks
me: and we have a boombox playing My best friends girl over and over.
Robert: Jesse is a friend
11:18 PM but no friend of mine
so I banged his chick
and filmed it on my flip cam