Tuesday, February 16, 2010
...after I cleaned the shit off of my hand, I sat down on the toilet to wipe myself - that's when I noticed the small spray of shit that made it's way onto the bath mat outside of the shower on the floor. I sat there wiping my ass and then had to go retrieve a wash cloth so I could soap it up and scrub out the shit smell from the mat.
It was my first of what I am predicting will be 4 to 6 sharts in 2010.
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