Sandwiches: Because they bring things together; friends, family, meat, cheese, bread, and chips.
Beer: Because you give me two beers and I'm...alright.
Breasts: Because every pair is different and you never know what you're gonna get. It's like going to a new town or planet each time you un-cup a pair. I just like hanging out w/ them. Fair enough?
Toilets: I like bathrooms, clean bathrooms. I like using them. Thinking in them. and going #2 in them. If you don't like going #2 than you're a ZERO and you can unsubscribe from this blog. FYI: I text on the toilet, and so can you. YAY!
Condiments: Because I like dipping THINGS in other STUFF.
Romance: Because it's real and walking around waiting for you. It's the only bit of or fine nation we can still tap into. Hold a door, wink at someone, and be nice to chicks...And if you're a shitty girl...STOP IT.
This is my Dad. I learned this from watching him, Dad.
"A bad day at the beach is better than a great day at work."