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Sunday, January 24, 2010

G Chat W/ Rob.

Robert: I'm gonna grind on you so hard this weekend
  and not in a funny, playfully gay way 

                  I mean, in a creepy rapist way




  




                                         me: I can't wait
9:33 AM I wanna put vasoline on your face and chest and slide down you like a slip an slide
 Robert: No
  we do it dry
  reminds me that I'm a man
9:34 AM me: I wanna order drinks with you and tip the guy with a note that says the asian kid I'm standing next to has a cock that needs you.
  and...
  if it's a girl bartender. You can spit on her hands.Robert: I want us to wear bunny ears and fight crime together.




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