and not in a funny, playfully gay way
I mean, in a creepy rapist way
me: I can't wait
9:33 AM I wanna put vasoline on your face and chest and slide down you like a slip an slide
we do it dry
reminds me that I'm a man
9:34 AM me: I wanna order drinks with you and tip the guy with a note that says the asian kid I'm standing next to has a cock that needs you.
if it's a girl bartender. You can spit on her hands.Robert: I want us to wear bunny ears and fight crime together.